"You know that Southern ladies never teach." "Then she will never need the Greatest Common Divisor. I have known many thousands of human beings, and none but teachers ever have the least use for the Greatest Common Divisor." "But she needs to do things that she dislikes. We all do." I smiled at the memory of a self-willed little bare foot on a log years ago. "I shall see that my grape arbor does not further interfere with Miss Sylvia's progress towards perfection." "Why didn't you wish us to be your neighbors?" "I didn't know that you were the right sort of people." "_Are_ we the right sort?" "The value of my land has almost been doubled." It is a pleasure to know that you approve of us on those grounds. Will the value of _our_ land rise also, do you think? And why do you suppose we objected to _you_ as a neighbor?" "I cannot imagine." "The imagination can be cultivated, you know. Then tell me this: why do Kentuckians in this part of Kentucky think so much of themselves compared with the rest of the world?" "Perhaps it's because they are Virginians. There may be various reasons." "Do the people ever tell what the reasons are?" "I have never heard one." "And if we stayed here long enough, and imitated them very closely, do you suppose we would get to feel the same way?" "I am sure of it." "It must be so pleasant to consider Kentucky the best part of the world, and _your_ part of Kentucky the best of the State, and _your_ family the best of all the best families in that best part, and yourself the best member of your family. Ought not that to make one perfectly happy?"