Grappling with the Monster
CONTENTS. CHAPTER I. The Monster, Strong Drink CHAPTER II. It Curses the Body CHAPTER III. It Curses the Body--Continued CHAPTER IV. It Curses the Soul CHAPTER V. Not a Food, and very Limited in its Range as a Medicine CHAPTER VI. The Growth and Power of Appetite
speakers we have, and although many strange things might happen in the
House of Commons, one of the most astonishing would be to see Mr.
Chamberlain break down in a speech. It would create a sensation in that
unserene assembly which would almost be enough to make a seasoned
pressman swoon, and before the incident had been completely realised the
unexpected and startling fact would probably be known at the Antipodes.
Mr. Chamberlain can now make his speeches as he goes on--although the
material may be prepared beforehand--and, as we know, he can turn from
the course of his argument to answer quickly and effectively some
pertinent or impertinent question or interruption.
Since Mr. Chamberlain has become such a leading light in Parliament, his
speeches have taken a much more solid, sedate, and serious tone than
they had in his early Birmingham days. They have become considerably
more weighty--perhaps some of his unfriendly critics would say more
heavy--than they were in bygone times. Without being open to the charge
of levity or flippancy, Mr. Chamberlain's speeches used to be remarkable
for a certain amount of humour, banter, touch-and-go smartness, as well
as terse argumentative force.
At one time he was an appreciative student of the American humorists,
and he was very fond of spicing his remarks with apt and amusing
quotations from Hosea Biglow, Mark Twain, Artemus Ward, and other comic
classics. Indeed, at one time, no speech of his would have been complete
without some little sallies of this kind. Now, however, he rarely
indulges in such pleasantries. Mr. Chamberlain's speeches in the House
CONTENTS. CHAPTER I. The Monster, Strong Drink CHAPTER II. It Curses the Body CHAPTER III. It Curses the Body--Continued CHAPTER IV. It Curses the Soul CHAPTER V. Not a Food, and very Limited in its Range as a Medicine CHAPTER VI. The Growth and Power of Appetite