Justice in the By-Ways, a Tale of Life
CONTENTS. CHAPTER I.--Tom Swiggs' Seventh Introduction on board of the Brig Standfast, CHAPTER II.--Madame Flamingo-Her Distinguished Patrons, and her very respectable House, CHAPTER III.--In which the Reader is presented with a Varied Picture, CHAPTER IV.--A few Reflections on the Cure of Vice, CHAPTER V.--In which Mr. Snivel, commonly called the Accommodation Man, is introduced, and what takes place between him and Mrs. Swiggs. CHAPTER VI.--Containing Sundry Matters appertaining to this History, CHAPTER VII.--In which is seen a Commingling of Citizens, CHAPTER VIII.--What takes place between George Mullholland and Mr.
So that evening, when her "turn" was over, I made up my mind to go round
and call upon her. I had told Cecil Holsworthy my intentions beforehand,
and it rather shocked him. He was too much of a gentleman to wish to spy
upon the girl he had promised to marry. However, in my case, there need
be no such scruples. I found the house and asked for Miss Montague. As
I mounted the stairs to the drawing-room floor, I heard a sound of
voices--the murmur of laughter; idiotic guffaws, suppressed giggles, the
masculine and feminine varieties of tomfoolery.
"YOU'D make a splendid woman of business, YOU would!" a young man was
saying. I gathered from his drawl that he belonged to that sub-species
of the human race which is known as the Chappie.
"Wouldn't I just?" a girl's voice answered, tittering. I recognised it
as Sissie's. "You ought to see me at it! Why, my brother set up a place
once for mending bicycles; and I used to stand about at the door, as if
I had just returned from a ride; and when fellows came in, with a nut
loose or something, I'd begin talking with them while Bertie tightened
it. Then, when THEY weren't looking, I'd dab the business end of a
darning-needle, so, just plump into their tires; and of course, as soon
as they went off, they were back again in a minute to get a puncture
mended! I call THAT business."
A roar of laughter greeted the recital of this brilliant incident in a
commercial career. As it subsided, I entered. There were two men in the
room, besides Miss Montague and her mother, and a second young lady.
CONTENTS. CHAPTER I.--Tom Swiggs' Seventh Introduction on board of the Brig Standfast, CHAPTER II.--Madame Flamingo-Her Distinguished Patrons, and her very respectable House, CHAPTER III.--In which the Reader is presented with a Varied Picture, CHAPTER IV.--A few Reflections on the Cure of Vice, CHAPTER V.--In which Mr. Snivel, commonly called the Accommodation Man, is introduced, and what takes place between him and Mrs. Swiggs. CHAPTER VI.--Containing Sundry Matters appertaining to this History, CHAPTER VII.--In which is seen a Commingling of Citizens, CHAPTER VIII.--What takes place between George Mullholland and Mr.