The Human Machine
THE HUMAN MACHINE BY ARNOLD BENNETT _First Published November 1908 Second Edition September 1910 Third Edition April 1911 Fourth Edition August 1912 Fifth Edition January 1913 Sixth Edition August 1913_
Jane teased one small worsted tassel of Judith's blue sweater free
from its tangle with her shoe lace, then she poked her dimpled chin
forward saucily.
"Can't ever have a secret, I suppose, Pally dear," she mocked the
girl sliding slowly but surely out of her chair. "But I don't mind.
Shows how truly you love me. There, you will feel better on the rug.
I knew you were coming." Judith had landed.
"I believe I'll sleep here," declared Judith, one end of the
international carpet sample was bunched up under her ear. "Never was
so tired on any other first or last day." The long legs shot out
straight again. "And if your secret is really thrilling Janie, pray
keep it for a more auspicious occasion. I am apt to snore when I
should groan, or even sneeze when I should----" A choking spasm
interrupted. "Don't tell me to take quinine, Janie. This is the end.
I have had it since August and it is due to depart now, exactly
now." A couple of sneezes added punctuation to this.
"But get up from that floor instantly," ordered the girl on the
divan. "Nothing worse for colds than rag carpet rugs. There's plenty
of room up here out of drafts. Come, lovey. Do try to curl up some.
I always fear you will break up in splinters when I see you go
wooden."
THE HUMAN MACHINE BY ARNOLD BENNETT _First Published November 1908 Second Edition September 1910 Third Edition April 1911 Fourth Edition August 1912 Fifth Edition January 1913 Sixth Edition August 1913_