Squinty the Comical Pig His Many Adventures
SQUINTY THE COMICAL PIG HIS MANY ADVENTURES BY RICHARD BARNUM Author of "Slicko, the Jumping Squirrel," "Mappo, the Merry Monkey," "Tum Tum, the Jolly Elephant," "Don, a Runaway Dog," etc. ILLUSTRATED BY HARRIET H. TOOKER KNEETIME ANIMAL STORIES
Then he says, "I'm not rich, I'm not, but I'm consentious. If I'm a
botcher, it's 'cos my father and my grandfather were botchers before
me. There's some that's for making a big stir in the world, there are.
I don't hold with that idea. What I does, I does."
Suddenly a sonorous tramp persists and repeats itself in the roadway,
and a shape of uncertain equilibrium emerges and advances towards us by
fits and starts; a shape that clings to itself and is impelled by a
force stronger than itself. It is Brisbille, the blacksmith, drunk, as
usual.
Espying us, Brisbille utters exclamations. When he has reached us he
hesitates, and then, smitten by a sudden idea, he comes to a
standstill, his boots clanking on the stones, as if he were a cart. He
measures the height of the curb with his eye, but clenches his fists,
swallows what he wanted to say, and goes off reeling, with an odor of
hatred and wine, and his face slashed with red patches.
"That anarchist!" said Crillon, in disgust; "loathsome notions, now,
aren't they? Ah! who'll rid us of him and his alcoholytes?" he adds,
as he offers me his hand. "Good-night. I'm always saying to the Town
Council, 'You must give 'em clink,' I says, 'that gang of Bolshevists,
for the slightest infractionment of the laws against drunkenness.'
Yes, indeed! There's that Jean Latrouille in the Town Council, eh?
They talk about keeping order, but as soon as it's a question of
a-doing of it, they seem like a cold draught."
SQUINTY THE COMICAL PIG HIS MANY ADVENTURES BY RICHARD BARNUM Author of "Slicko, the Jumping Squirrel," "Mappo, the Merry Monkey," "Tum Tum, the Jolly Elephant," "Don, a Runaway Dog," etc. ILLUSTRATED BY HARRIET H. TOOKER KNEETIME ANIMAL STORIES