The Pleasures of a Single Life, Or, The Miseries of Matrimony
THE PLEASURES OF A SINGLE LIFE Or, The Miseries of Matrimony Occasionally Writ Upon the many DIVORCES lately Granted by Parliament. WITH THE CHOICE, OR, THE _Pleasures of a Country_-LIFE. _Dedicated to the_ Beaus _against the next Vacation._ _London_: Printed and Sold by _H. Hills_, in _Black-fryars_, near the Water-side. 1709. _Price One Penny._ Wedlock, oh! Curs'd uncomfortable State,
"Where is the key to the clock-work?" asked Billina.
"Hanging on the peg where I found the card."
"Then," said the hen, "let us try him, and find out if he will go. He
is warranted for a thousand years, it seems; but we do not know how
long he has been standing inside this rock."
Dorothy had already taken the clock key from the peg.
"Which shall I wind up first?" she asked, looking again at the
directions on the card.
"Number One, I should think," returned Billina. "That makes him
think, doesn't it?"
"Yes," said Dorothy, and wound up Number One, under the left arm.
"He doesn't seem any different," remarked the hen, critically.
"Why, of course not; he is only thinking, now," said Dorothy.
"I wonder what he is thinking about."
"I'll wind up his talk, and then perhaps he can tell us," said the girl.
THE PLEASURES OF A SINGLE LIFE Or, The Miseries of Matrimony Occasionally Writ Upon the many DIVORCES lately Granted by Parliament. WITH THE CHOICE, OR, THE _Pleasures of a Country_-LIFE. _Dedicated to the_ Beaus _against the next Vacation._ _London_: Printed and Sold by _H. Hills_, in _Black-fryars_, near the Water-side. 1709. _Price One Penny._ Wedlock, oh! Curs'd uncomfortable State,