The World Turned Upside Down No News, and Strange News
* * * * * To see a poor man and a rich, is no news; But to see the devil hugging a witch, is strange indeed! [Illustration] Is your name Nick, sir, Or Old Harry, I insist you tell before We marry. * * * * * To see a cat catching a mouse, is no news; But to see a rat building a house, is strange indeed!
The music-box droned out the last notes of "You'll Remember Me," gave
a click, paused an instant as if to take breath, and then started
mournfully on its last number, "Be it ever so humble, there's no place
like home." At the first sound of the familiar notes, Elsie laid her
head down on her knees and began to weep dismally. "I wish I was back
in my home, sweet home," she cried. "I'm _so_ tired and cold and
hungry. I'm nearly starved. Oh, brother, I wisht I hadn't runned away!
I don't _like_ to be a beggar," she wailed.
Phil began patting her on the back. "Don't cry, sister," he begged.
"We'll go back to that bake-shop we passed a little while ago, and get
something to eat. Don't you remember how good it smelled? Come on!
You'll feel better when you've had a lunch. I'll spend every penny
we've got, if you'll only stop crying. We can make some more this
afternoon."
Elsie wiped her eyes on her shawl, let him help her to her feet, and
obediently trotted after him as we went down the narrow back street,
through which we had passed a few moments before. It was not far to
the bakery. The opening of the door made a bell ring somewhere in the
rear of the shop, and a fat, motherly old German woman came waddling
to the front. Phil bought a bag of buns and another of little cakes,
and was turning to go out again when Elsie climbed up on a chair near
the stove, refusing to move. A cold wind had begun to blow outdoors,
and her hands and wrists showed red below her short sleeves.
* * * * * To see a poor man and a rich, is no news; But to see the devil hugging a witch, is strange indeed! [Illustration] Is your name Nick, sir, Or Old Harry, I insist you tell before We marry. * * * * * To see a cat catching a mouse, is no news; But to see a rat building a house, is strange indeed!